Still recovering from his Prom King loss

Hi, I’m Nick Rowley (aspiring copywriter). Not to be confused with the top Google result for my name, a lawyer who wore a chicken suit to trial.

That’s who I am, but here’s what I am:
* Improv teacher, performer, former theater co-owner
* 10+ years in software development
* Worked at both Blockbuster and Hollywood Video
* 900+ Day Streak Holder for the NYT Crossword and Duolingo
* Proud father of Tupperware the Dog

thenickoftime@gmail.com

I love writing and was lucky enough to make front page news. Unfortunately, it got overshadowed by war crimes: